1. Amanda Young from Saw 1-3
"What is the cure for cancer Eric? The cure for death itself. The answer is immortality. By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering you become immortal. It is I who will carry on John's work after he dies, and you are my first test subject."
"Oh one of your favorite character's is from saw? What character could there possibly be from a character in a torture porn movie?" You wouldn't be asking that question if you actually saw the movies. Yes they got a tad more mindless as they went but for the first three Amanda served as the heart of the story. A former junkie, Amanda was a perfect picture of self destruction, that is until Jigsaw decided to play a game with her. The stakes? Her life, and lo and behold, she won. Afterwards, she was taken under his wing to serve as accomplish and apprentice. Her methods however differ from her master's. Jigsaw would always give his subjects a chance of escape, whereas Amanda, who can't stand to see the victims suffer, offers no escape. This makes her less psychotic than Jigsaw but also more evil. For the first time in her life she is in control and that control is intoxicating to her. Her sympathetic beginnings juxtapose perfectly with her mental instability making her more dangerous than anyone else in the series as she is the most unpredictable and the easiest to anger. She wants to play a game, and you are not going to survive it.
2. Alex Delarge from A Clockwork Orange
"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.":
I admit, my liking of this character stems from my love of this movie, but that doesn't take away from the fact that this is one screwed up little turd. In terms of plot there's not alot to say. It's a dystopian future and he likes to do wrong. Scratch that, he loves to do wrong. He loves the mere act of doing wrong so much it's like wrongness has its own life to it. Alex is probably the most brutal and savage character on this list which is made all the creepier as he is merely a teenager. A man this young doing things as horrible as he does is just unsettling. Plus he loves Beethoven and that's just awesome.
3.Gollum/Smeagol from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
I would lake to take a moment out to say how incredibly lucky we are that the movie version of Gollum turned out as good as it did. Have you read the books recently? This guy's dialogue could so easily go horribly wrong when spoken on screen and his mannerisms could have been done so horribly but hot damn did they pull this off. Smeagol was just a simple river folk before his friend Deagol found the ring. The ring being the ring, they fought for it and in the end Smeagol killed him for it, after which the ring began to takes it's hold. Duel personalities is so hard to pull off well but in both movie and book it is. My favorite part about him is that he's so quick to change. One minute he's adorable, the next and he's trying to bash in your skull with a rock. It's that chaotic nature coupled with the fact that he really is a sympathetic character that led me to route for this sad creature.
4.Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter series.
Not much history to this one. She was a Ravenclaw student at Hogwarts and helped out our leads on occasion. Plot wise she's not the most significant character ever written but she is one of the more endearing ones, as well as one of the odder ones. and that is probably my main reason for loving her so much. She's just so gosh darn awkward and mellow. She's like the stoner of the wizarding world and her lines are so quotable if you don't mind the odd looks you'll get from strangers when you say them. This one is hard for me to put into words so I'll end with this: keep looking for those Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.
5.The Joker, from The Dark Knight.
"Why so serious?"
Do I even have to explain this one? What can i say that hasn't been said a thousand times before. He's awesome, best performance of the movie, even gave jack a run for his money. Seriously nothing left to say but all fear the clown prince of crime.
6.Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird
"There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible."
This one stands out from the rest doesn't he? I'm not giving a description of this one because if you haven't seen this movie, see it. Right now. I don't care what your doing, watch it. This is just a perfect role with a perfect actor that drives home all of the perfection. He is the pinnacle of movie father's. Plus I like characters who never falter from their beliefs.
7. Asami Yamazaki from Audition
No quote. No history. Just her name. This is one of the greatest characters ever written, you have to see the movie. If i were to tell you anything about her, it would ruin it. I have no idea how you can watch this movie since the fricking cover is a huge spoiler. Get a friend who has seen it and have them put in and start the movie before you watch it. The fact that I've told you there is something to hide is a spoiler in and of itself.
8. Jen Yu from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
"Bow your head and ask for mercy. I am the dragon from the desert."
Who doesn't love a good action girl? And this is one of the best. Pretty simple beginnings for this one. She steels a fabled sword and uses it to kick vast amounts of behind. That's an oversimplification but there you go. I love arrogant characters who can back up their ego and Jen is a prime example of that. She is one of the best sword fighters in the story and probably would be the best if she took the time to slow down and actually learn from anyone else, but of course not. She knows she's the best and anyone who says otherwise is a fool not worthy of her time. Also, i like that she makes mistakes. For the whole movie, it is unclear if she is the protagonist or an antagonist as for a majority of the movie she is entirely in the wrong but what makes her likable is her complete and utter confidence in herself. Plus she has some of the best action scenes ever so that bumps her up to one of the greats.
9. Burt Gummer from Tremors 1-3
"I feel I was denied... critical... need to know information."
This man, we should all strive to be like this man. A war veteran, he moved to the middle of nowhere in Nevada and set up and underground bunker filled with hundreds of guns, a canon, and bombs. He is a man who likes to be prepared and he usually was until giant underground worms attacked. This man is like every Chuck Norris joke made flesh and he truly one of the greatest word smith's since the bard himself. It's taking everything i have not to fill up these pages with the rest of his quotes so I'll settle on just one more to finish.
"You know Grady, some people think I'm over prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian life forms did they?"
Now for my favorite character of all time, drum roll please.
10. Shosanna Dreyfus from Inglorious Basterds
"My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and this is the face of Jewish vengeance."
A french Jew during the second World War and the last surviving member of her family after there murders at the hand of Hans. She changed her name, inherited a theater and tried to get back to some form of normality before she finds herself hosting a movie premiere at which the entirety of the Nazi high command will attend. Now I will give my legit reason for loving her but my simple reason is this. She defeats Nazis... with film. There is so much awesomness in that sentence, I don't even know. We all wish we were so badass. Now as for more thoughtful reasons. If anybody other than Tarantino had written this movie, this character would just have been an Anne Frank alike, but no, she is the anti Anne Frank. She doesn't identify with her tormentors, she hates them. A good, pure kind of hate, and when the opportunity presents itself, she acts on this hate. She's simultaneously selfish and selfless at the same time. She doesn't take a higher road or a peaceful route, she takes the violent approach and I love that. A character with this much hatred in her is rare to see in a lead role in a triple A movie and I like that there's that much honesty with her character. I like the purity of it. Shosanna Dreyfus, my favorite character in all of film.
Now I'll go and remember than hundred other character i forgot to put in this list. Next time we take a cruise in the future.
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